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Welcome to The Official Newb. Thanks for dropping by but I’m afraid that you won’t be seeing any sweet highlight reels here or any accurate tutorials. All you’re gonna get is mediocre game-play (at best), crappy commentary and banter, maybe one or two jokes funny enough to blow air out of your nose and me ranting over games I absolutely love and hate sometimes but I can’t STFU about them. If all that excites you in the slightest then come on in the water is warm… cause my brothers just pissed in it.

-Abutor17, The Official Newb